The Alternative EEE Freshers Guide: The Authors

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Plastic scouser Ant is a simple man of simple pleasures. When not playing jazz and blues on his double bass, he's hangin' with his posse in Shepherd's Bush. Dislikes include Amish's DJing.

Amish was born in 1980 in a small Welsh fishing village called Newport and moved to London in 1999 in search of electricity. Amish's hobbies include being a superstar DJ in Imperial College Union and watching his beloved Welsh rugby team getting hammered.

Carol came to the UK for school in 1995 and moved to London in 2000. Her hobbies are international cuisine, travelling, sun bathing (she loves shiny bronze skin) and most raquet games. It's exciting and hilarious hanging out with a bunch of guys, honestly...

Born scarily close to Essex in 1980 James was dragged round the world by his parents only to end up back in Blightey for his secondary education. Hobbies include Mountain Biking and Auto-Restoration (read: silly amounts of welding).

Tim was born in 1978 in Stuttgart, Germany. A year of truck driving for the German army was then followed by his studies at Imperial College London. In 20 years time Tim wants to be doing a job that is fun and allows his little family to live comfortably.

Born in the new town of Harlow in commuter belt Essex, Quan escaped to the sanctuary of suburban London at the tender age of 4. Now 22 years old, Quan has yet to feature on Crimewatch. When he grows up he wants to be rich and slightly famous.

Written by: James, Ant, Amish, Carol, Tim & Quan